CL KIDS

Bring Your Kids Back to Earth’ we have everything you need for the little green thumbs.

DOWNLOAD COLOURING PAGES!

If you are Ages 12 & under please print off these colouring pages & bring them into Country Living for a chance to win a Yakety Yak Jack stuffed dog – retail value $25.99 (draw made May 31st @ 5 pm). Parents, be sure to have a place for child to include NAME, AGE, TELEPHONE #.

 

JOKES & RIDDLES!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now Class, who discovered Amercia?
CLASS: Maria

A cowboy goes to town on Friday.  He stays for 3 nights and comes home on Friday.  How is that possible? His horse’s name is Friday.

What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.

How does a blonde spell farm? E-I-E-I-O.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Well, yesterday you said it’s H to O

HMMMMM??? If sheep are wooly – why don’t they shrink when it rains

Which side of a cow has the most hair? The outside.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give mom a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again? He wanted to be a dirty double crosser!

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell ‘crocodile’?
GLENN: k-r-o-k-o-d-i-a-l
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong.
GLENN: It may be wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

Two flies are in a country kitchen – which one’s the cowboy? The one on the range.

How do you make a slow horse fast? Stop feeding it.

What do you call a cow when she stops giving milk? An udder failure.

You might be a redneck if you think fast food is hitting an animal at 80mph!

HMMMMM???  If a cow laughed, would milk come out its nose?

 

ENTER TO WIN
‘Country Bumpkin Growing Something’ Contest
Kids (14 & under)

Enter your biggest, smallest, most odd shaped ‘veggie’ that you planted, grew and harvested yourself for your chance to win a $25.00 Country Living gift certificate.  Watch for details & bring your ‘veggie” in for judging in the Fall (TBA).  Ask us for contest details!  Happy Growing!